1. A
“day hike” means nine miles, not a stroll through the woods
2. The
ground is incredibly comfortable after a day hike
3. Toilets
are under-appreciated
4. So
are showers
5. People
freak out when you start to bleed, even if it’s only a little
6. Steri-pens
are like little light sabers that attack the bacteria in the water
7. One
good fall isn’t enough
8. Always
use the buddy system
9. Water
is always better in your belly than on your belt
10. Never
bring your good sunglasses
11. How
to start a fire
12. Rock
a loungers can’t be delivered to your home
13. Skipping
rocks is an art form
14. Don’t
try to trail run. Ever.
15. Don’t
fall off the log so you don’t scare the fish away
16. Balance
is the key to not falling off the log
17. Firewood is hard to find around a stream
18. Flat
ground is sacred
19. Don’t
stand in front of a diamond back, even if you think it’s cool
20. You
grow a lot closer to a person after you’re stuck in the woods with them for three days
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